terça-feira, junho 05, 2007

Capítulo " ??+1 " : A noção, ou falta de.


Aos meus imprescindíveis leitores, que estão em extinção e sem os quais não seria legal ficar escrevendo besteira pois ninguém leria, dedico esse texto. ( O capítulo foi enumerado como ??+1 porque eu ainda não sei qual é o capítulo que eu parei e estou com uma preguiça mortal de verificar. Como o capítulo passado já foi o "??" esse vai ser o "??+1")


  1. Na festa última festa quádrupla de aniversário eu compreendi o que são os tais gemidos inexprimíveis. Pouco antes do parabéns podíamos ouvir um " SILêNciOOOooOO" de forma que entendi exatamente o que eram os tais gemidos, grunidos, gritos, gaivotas ... inexprimíveis. Mas não é nisso que eu quero chegar. Outro ser com polagares opositores e encéfalo altamente desenvolvido olhou para mim e disse essa frase filósofica: "Noção não se adquire no meio da vida". Foi simplesmente genial. Noção é como uma doença natalina, ( Nãããoooo, nada a ver com Natal ... ) você nasce com ela!! ( Eu poderia ter usado a palavra, hereditária ... mas , para que simplificar se podemos complicar? ) Se você nasce sem, vai ficar sem pro resto da vida!
  2. Para ser bem sincero com vocês, no começo eu fiquei desesperado. E se eu tivesse nascido sem noção?? (Há-haaa!! Você estava quase acreditando que eu tinha noção!!) Daí eu me lembrei: Ops, eu nasci sem noção. Então eu pensei: uai, agora eu tenho uma desculpa para ser sem noção à vontade! Me perdoem, vão ter que me agüentar.
  3. Foi um bom dia, descobri o que são gemidos inexprimíveis e que não existe band-aid para personalidade. MAS AINDA TEM MAIS ( parece aqueles caras que vendem coisas da televisão: SE VOCÊ LIGAR IMEDIATAMENTE, VOCÊ GANHA ESSA BOLSINHA VERMELHA TOTAAAAALMENTE GRÁTISSS, E AINDA TEM MAIS, SE VOCÊ FOR UM DOS 500 PRIMEIROS LIGANTES, VOCÊ GANHA ESSA TOALINHA DE BANHO BORDADA!!! ) bom, como eu estava dizendo, além dos gemidos e da band-aid, tem mais uma coisa. Eu estava no MSN e li lá : "O homem é o lobo do homem!!" pensei então... : Qual a lógica disso? ... fiz uma pequena mudança ... a mulher é o lobo do homem... hihihi

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quase q nao comentei por uma volta ao machismo nosse blog, mas como achei o "não existe band-aid para personalidade" muito bom resolvi dar uma chance.....
huahuhuauhuhuh

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beto, you rule man!

ps: sério que não tem bandaid pra personalidade?
ah, eu sempre soube!
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Beto disse...

hauhauahuah obrigado pela chance Claudia, hauhauahuah ....

e realmente, não tem conserto pra nois miguel :(

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boa beto...

pois eh...
sem noçaum pro resto da vida intaum !?!?!
td bem..eu supero..
heheheh

hujes...

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santa ortografia.... huGes anarfaaaaaaaaa

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Booooom Betaum, depois d vc quase me obrigar a entrar aqui...
CAAAAAAAA estouuuu!...
hehehe...
Pra dizer 2 coisas:
-Oxxie fiii relaxxa!

-Entaum, boto fé que existe band-aid pra personalidade!
Mais issu depende do meio que pessoa vive, se ela for sem noção desde que nasceu e ela for criada por pais ausentes ou pais sem noção, ela irá continuar asssim!...
Porém se ela for criada em um meio no qual a fazem mudar de comportamento ela irá mudar, o ser humano se adpta ao meio no qual ele vive!
Salve algumas pessoas, que são assim e mesmo sendo reprimidas acham bacana ser assim! Mais aiiiii ja é um problema q deve ser acompanhado por psicólogos e psiquiátras...hehehe


Ps¹:Pirei nervosamenteeee!
Ps²:Oxxie fiiis relaxxem!
Ps²:Continuem relaxxando!


Abraço a todos e beijos a todas!

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Agora me lembrei de uma coisa!
Teve um brother muito das antigas...Parada muito velho msm!
Que falo que o Ser humano nasce limpo (ou puro), e a sociedade que o corompe, ou seja, ao nosso redor ta cheio de gente sem noçãoooo!

hehehe...

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